After a long hiatus, I figured Friday Fives was due for a visit.
Five Things You’ll Never Hear Me Say
- “Can you keep it down? I’m trying to watch 3rd Rock from the Sun!”
- “Why would I use Roundup when I can just bend over and pull the weeds with my hands?”
- “The producers of the Today Show are doing a fantastic job.”
- “Should I wear the cowboy-style string tie or just leave the top three buttons undone?
- “Where’s my Nickelback box set?”
Your turn. What would we never hear you say?