It should go without saying that I’m not mature enough to be the father of two small children.
If you have any doubts about that, just ask my wife.
Tonight I came across reason #429 why I’m too juvenile to be in charge of an entire family.
Wife was reading a bedtime story to Daughter, and one of the lines was:
Grandma is a businesswoman who often works at night.
Am I the only one who thinks “world’s oldest profession” about that line?